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Common, 29th Oct 05
In the later days of the tenth month named eight.
All the merry creatures in the forgottarn woods did come over
With a twisted madness that fuddled their minds into eval forms
Upon them was a fondness for a stabbing each others faces in
And of biting the heads of the happy fishmen as the bobbed along
The stream!
The Elders of the woods being of decrepid minds and being so
Olde that they perceived in err to fix the state which befell them
With a halfwits remadie.
They proclaimed candied turnips as a reward for not removing each others
Faces, and thus invented mugging! As creatures roamed demanding each others Candies at knife, club and pointy stick point!
They then issued a guide which offered the advice * In order not to be scared simply
Become the most scarey, this can be obtained by the afixment of rotting limbs, bulging eyeballs, extra hair and teath are also effective*
As a result the woods became a very scary place to be!
Then a young mother half chipmonk half lobster, proclaimed *I have no time for this
My mind is full of washing and cooking it has no room for this madness!!*
So with the other mothers in tow she began a tricky scheme!
They place many a false man in the woods with heads of pumpkins that could
Be stabbed at will and they placed apples in the water to fool those hungry for
Fishman brains!
So with so much stabbing and munching the creatures fell into a deep sleep
Later they awoke feeling sorry and burped quite a lot!
And every one whom had a head left to laugh with did so!
So on 30th Oct at the place called Common we remember these events with fondness in our hearts and a tear in the eye as the merry men of mushrumps play the songs of the old ones conjuring up wild phantasies and visions of things living and yet dead.
Ye woodland warriors shall be joined on the most evil of all days by the legendary wandering minstels BLACK CURTAIN, an enchanted troupe possessing the most unholiest and dreadful of powers, and ye revered master of delights too blasphemous to be mentioned in polite company, THE RAINLORD.
Starts at 3:00 and ends at MIDNIGHT.
All the merry creatures in the forgottarn woods did come over
With a twisted madness that fuddled their minds into eval forms
Upon them was a fondness for a stabbing each others faces in
And of biting the heads of the happy fishmen as the bobbed along
The stream!
The Elders of the woods being of decrepid minds and being so
Olde that they perceived in err to fix the state which befell them
With a halfwits remadie.
They proclaimed candied turnips as a reward for not removing each others
Faces, and thus invented mugging! As creatures roamed demanding each others Candies at knife, club and pointy stick point!
They then issued a guide which offered the advice * In order not to be scared simply
Become the most scarey, this can be obtained by the afixment of rotting limbs, bulging eyeballs, extra hair and teath are also effective*
As a result the woods became a very scary place to be!
Then a young mother half chipmonk half lobster, proclaimed *I have no time for this
My mind is full of washing and cooking it has no room for this madness!!*
So with the other mothers in tow she began a tricky scheme!
They place many a false man in the woods with heads of pumpkins that could
Be stabbed at will and they placed apples in the water to fool those hungry for
Fishman brains!
So with so much stabbing and munching the creatures fell into a deep sleep
Later they awoke feeling sorry and burped quite a lot!
And every one whom had a head left to laugh with did so!
So on 30th Oct at the place called Common we remember these events with fondness in our hearts and a tear in the eye as the merry men of mushrumps play the songs of the old ones conjuring up wild phantasies and visions of things living and yet dead.
Ye woodland warriors shall be joined on the most evil of all days by the legendary wandering minstels BLACK CURTAIN, an enchanted troupe possessing the most unholiest and dreadful of powers, and ye revered master of delights too blasphemous to be mentioned in polite company, THE RAINLORD.
Starts at 3:00 and ends at MIDNIGHT.
Let carving commence.
Check out those bad boys.
The Curtain totally rocked it.
RAH!
TV Spot
Woooh wiggly.
Black Curtain made this special one-off Halloween vid to accompany their set at the party. Part 1 of 3.
Part 2 of 3.
Part 3 of 3. HAPPY HALLOWE'EN - SEE YOU NEXT TIME.