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Mushrumps IV
Fuel, 22nd Apr 05
Bovaclops the one eyed bull
Half an hour of patience is better than an hours discomfort so let that first stage go and get the next one this way you will avoid sitting next to a family of hyper active orges and as an extra treat you will find a bottle of wolfberry wine under the seat. Luck in your love life is linked to a seller of turnips
LavenderHoof the purple toed Minotaur
You're moodiness is causing others to worry. So take a deep breath and have a sit down and a think. An orange toothed caterpillar just might have the answers that you are searching for. Destiny spells a brown suitcase with a rusted copper clasp.
SnoozoRumpus - the giant mole
You're reputation as a lazybones is getting you down - so get up of the settee and get yourself down to mushrumps. You need to dust the mothballs of your favourite tweed pedalpushers and polish your tap shoes. LUCK spells a dancing contest with a 1000 year old Worm.
Munchworm - The Hungriest sign in the Zodiac.
If only you could stop stuffing yourself with butter pies - you just can't seem to get full this week. Well hibernations ages away so what you need is a good old fashioned dance off. WEIGHTLOSS Spells Underground Rave with old friends.
Foolacus the jester with the upsidedown face
Family troubles can be avoided by washing your feet in the tears of a swamp maiden remember that nothing is quite what it seems and with the conjection of the two suns today what at first is a curse may be a blessing. Fun is linked to a Saturday night at fuel where whismy and mistcheif takes the form of music
Boris and mable - The next door naughbours
This weekends episode of heartbeat will be a bit of a dissapointment really uk gold isnt what it used to be! those wierdos nextdoor are acting up again oh well better put the kettle on.
Collywobble - the boneless dog
No need to travel far to find yourself just go down the road and find some others a chance meeting with a shopkeeper my result in the ownership of bubblegum and fortune is linked with three legged velvet trousers.
Hildabeast - The winged buffalo with an obsession for cleanliness
Well spring has sprung and you hildabeasts just cant stop dusting the cobwebs down with that moss mop. You're constant cleaning spells have left you well and truly buggered. So leave the pots tonight and put the beeswax back in the hive - get yourself down to mushrumps for a nice drink of beer and a jive.
Shabbapus The 8 limbed love machine
Your used to juggling but even with your skills things are getting a bit hectic I'm talking hyperthetically of course well actually im lying because ironically shabbapus's are actually quite unlucky in love, but take heed knights and wenches shine up that armour or lace up that bodice because saturday night is time to forget the world and have fun fun fun A two headed dog arguing with itself stands above beuryed treasure
FUNNELMOUTH - The singing Watering Can
Somebody told you that it'd be a good idea to use an dandelion as a microphone and of course when you started to sing all the spores blew into the audience - how humilating. But don't despair get yourself down to mushrumps and have a nice sit down - the music played there will be more than enough to lift your sagging spirits.
Prince Dingylips of Wizzledorf - the bubble lipped lizard and future Zodiac king
Your repuatation as a good kisser has left the forest of females in a right whirlwind. It's time you stopped being a show off and took some responsibuilty for your actions. FUTURE spells a royal wedding and the mysterious caves of munchendong.
Jandeksawrus - the shy dinosaur
Breakfast in bed is good but bed in breakfast is quite messy do you get what i'm hinting at because i haven't the foggyist Today is a mixed blessing for you jandies. You will be outbid at an auction but then discover a new delicous food! Travel with a friend leads back home
Half an hour of patience is better than an hours discomfort so let that first stage go and get the next one this way you will avoid sitting next to a family of hyper active orges and as an extra treat you will find a bottle of wolfberry wine under the seat. Luck in your love life is linked to a seller of turnips
LavenderHoof the purple toed Minotaur
You're moodiness is causing others to worry. So take a deep breath and have a sit down and a think. An orange toothed caterpillar just might have the answers that you are searching for. Destiny spells a brown suitcase with a rusted copper clasp.
SnoozoRumpus - the giant mole
You're reputation as a lazybones is getting you down - so get up of the settee and get yourself down to mushrumps. You need to dust the mothballs of your favourite tweed pedalpushers and polish your tap shoes. LUCK spells a dancing contest with a 1000 year old Worm.
Munchworm - The Hungriest sign in the Zodiac.
If only you could stop stuffing yourself with butter pies - you just can't seem to get full this week. Well hibernations ages away so what you need is a good old fashioned dance off. WEIGHTLOSS Spells Underground Rave with old friends.
Foolacus the jester with the upsidedown face
Family troubles can be avoided by washing your feet in the tears of a swamp maiden remember that nothing is quite what it seems and with the conjection of the two suns today what at first is a curse may be a blessing. Fun is linked to a Saturday night at fuel where whismy and mistcheif takes the form of music
Boris and mable - The next door naughbours
This weekends episode of heartbeat will be a bit of a dissapointment really uk gold isnt what it used to be! those wierdos nextdoor are acting up again oh well better put the kettle on.
Collywobble - the boneless dog
No need to travel far to find yourself just go down the road and find some others a chance meeting with a shopkeeper my result in the ownership of bubblegum and fortune is linked with three legged velvet trousers.
Hildabeast - The winged buffalo with an obsession for cleanliness
Well spring has sprung and you hildabeasts just cant stop dusting the cobwebs down with that moss mop. You're constant cleaning spells have left you well and truly buggered. So leave the pots tonight and put the beeswax back in the hive - get yourself down to mushrumps for a nice drink of beer and a jive.
Shabbapus The 8 limbed love machine
Your used to juggling but even with your skills things are getting a bit hectic I'm talking hyperthetically of course well actually im lying because ironically shabbapus's are actually quite unlucky in love, but take heed knights and wenches shine up that armour or lace up that bodice because saturday night is time to forget the world and have fun fun fun A two headed dog arguing with itself stands above beuryed treasure
FUNNELMOUTH - The singing Watering Can
Somebody told you that it'd be a good idea to use an dandelion as a microphone and of course when you started to sing all the spores blew into the audience - how humilating. But don't despair get yourself down to mushrumps and have a nice sit down - the music played there will be more than enough to lift your sagging spirits.
Prince Dingylips of Wizzledorf - the bubble lipped lizard and future Zodiac king
Your repuatation as a good kisser has left the forest of females in a right whirlwind. It's time you stopped being a show off and took some responsibuilty for your actions. FUTURE spells a royal wedding and the mysterious caves of munchendong.
Jandeksawrus - the shy dinosaur
Breakfast in bed is good but bed in breakfast is quite messy do you get what i'm hinting at because i haven't the foggyist Today is a mixed blessing for you jandies. You will be outbid at an auction but then discover a new delicous food! Travel with a friend leads back home