First Quest

This is just the sort of synth-heavy RPG-core that was a fantasy in my imagination until I found this insane piece of geekery totally hungover the day after Ween, shopping with Medieval Knieval.

From what I can gather it's some sort of adventure game including a double LP of narration and atmospheric nonsense designed to get nerds 'in the zone' while they are increasing their XPs.

Gatefold 10/10

This is just the first page in the Hobbit isn't it?

That's more like it, a proper dungeon map with caves and that.

HYDRODAEMONS = AWESOME

That'll be Charon then (he's not a foe)

I would fuckin love to watch some people playing this